The De-Textbook: The Stuff You Didn’t Know About the Stuff You Thought You Knew
You are an idiot.Don’t get defensive! It’s not your fault. For decades your teachers, authority figures and textbooks have been lying to you. You do not have five senses. Your tongue doesn’t have neatly segregated taste-bud zones. You don’t know what the pyramids really looked like. You’re even pooping wrong – Jesus, you’re a wreck!But it’s going to …
“Perfect Complement to the new Twilight Tenth Anniversary/Life and Death Dual Edition by Stephenie Meyer” Edward’s Twilight has been Amazon’s #1 TRUE Twilight parody for the past 3 years. Edward’s Twilight is still the only TRUE Twilight parody available anywhere. What Amazon reviewers say about Edward’s Twilight:”Awesome and the twist at the end was amazing.” – “Clever and witty dialogue, very …
I Work At A Public Library: A Collection of Crazy Stories from the Stacks
Straight from the library–the strange and bizarre, ready to be checked out!From a patron’s missing wetsuit to the scent of crab cakes wafting through the stacks, I Work at a Public Library showcases the oddities that have come across Gina Sheridan’s circulation desk. Throughout these pages, she catalogs her encounters with local eccentrics as well as the questions …
If you give in to temptation and give a bored little mouse your iPhone, even for ten minutes, he’s probably going to beam to some faraway place beyond time, space, and the sound of your pleading voice. And if he’s that far gone, he won’t have any idea what’s going on around him, and he might end up …
The Onion Book of Known Knowledge: A Definitive Encyclopaedia Of Existing Information
A devastatingly important encyclopedia from America’s Finest News Source that contains the sum total of mankind’s knowledge. Are you tired of stumbling around blindly, in an ignorant haze, perplexed by the world around you? What if there was a book that could make sense of your ultimately meaningless existence? Fortunately, The Onion, bastion of unbiased, reliable, and definitive …
Texts from Jane Eyre: And Other Conversations with Your Favorite Literary Characters
Hilariously imagined text conversations―the passive aggressive, the clever, and the strange―from classic and modern literary figures, from Scarlett O’Hara to Jessica WakefieldMallory Ortberg, the co-creator of the cult-favorite website The Toast, presents this whimsical collection of hysterical text conversations from your favorite literary characters. Everyone knows that if Scarlett O’Hara had an unlimited text-and-data plan, she’d constantly try …
How to Speak Wookiee: A Manual for Intergalactic Communication (Star Wars)
Everyone’s been there you re playing holo chess with a Wookiee, and things get out of hand. You’ve done something to offend him, but you don’t know what. How can you defuse the situation? Better yet, how can you make sure you never end up there again? With intergalactic travel easier than ever, Wookiees can now be found …
The Zombie Survival Guide Deck: Complete Protection from the Living Dead
The dead walk among us. This flashcard deck was created to provide private citizens – people with limited time and resources – with an emergency crash course in basic zombie survival techniques. Organized by theme, this deck includes commonsense advice that will be your first asset in a moment of panic:Avoid dressing in chain mail, plate mail, or …
From the authors of the breakout bestseller All my friends are dead. (more than 175,000 copies sold) and in the humorous vein of Go the F**k to Sleep comes a laugh-out-loud collection of bad advice that turns the children’s alphabet book on its head. Adorable illustrated characters lead readers down a path of poor decision-making, and alphabetical, rhyming …
Fat Cat Art: Famous Masterpieces Improved by a Ginger Cat with Attitude
“It’s official. That thing that classic art has been missing is a chubby reclining kitty.” —The Huffington PostInternet meme meets classical art in Svetlana Petrova’s brilliant Fat Cat Art. Featuring her twenty-two-pound, ginger-colored cat Zarathustra superimposed onto some of the greatest artworks of all time, Petrova’s paintings are an Internet sensation. Now fans will have the ultimate full-color …